I just don’t even know what…
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I’ve been on an Evangelion binge all week what with the recent release of 3.33 on disc.
Whenever I use Win98 now, I’ll imagine myself as a NERV bridge bunny.
“Commander! Explorer.exe isn’t responding, we’ve lost communication with the OS! Should we try to restore contact?!”
“No! There’s not enough time, sever connections — force terminate all connections! The operating system’s health is our top priority!”
(Source: beheadedkaworu)this is gold right here nostalgia
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
Also, I’m going to use this space to write out explanations for jokes that weren’t footnoted.
- “Ananda” is the name of Buddha’s disciple. “Aa, nanda?” means “what is it”, so the joke is “Hey Ananda” (aa ananda), to which Ananda replies, “what is it” (aa nanda).
- “Only God Knows God’s Miso Soup”, the pun is in the “kami no mizo shiru kami no miso…” part.
- Chage&Aska “Say Yes”. The Innkeeper mistook this as the song she thought Jesus wanted to sing when she asked for a name because “Say Yes” and “Saint Jesus” sound almost the same in Japanese.
(Source: otakuconfessions)saint young men i didn't know about the ananda joke but now i get it lol best manga